Jakob Nielsen is Dr Octopus (28 Mar 2004)
Jakob is getting worse. Now he's saying that the entire population of Houston (2 million) will need to be re-trained as Usability Professionals so that his dream of Nielsen mandated usability can take over the US (and by implication the world). Jakob is also very pleased about the outsourcing of programming jobs, as the money saved can be spent on sending people to Nielsen Usability Seminars.
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